Hey girls, do me a favor? Walk to your bathroom and stand in front of the mirror. Rinse your face and remove the makeup, the fake eyelashes, and hair extensions. Put your hair up in a pony and change into your sweats. Did you do it? Alright, now stand in front of that mirror and stare at your…
This needed to be on my blog
No, no sexual tension at all
you simply see things, you don’t observe
the ticket price is unwavering servitude
Stop scrolling. Watch this. Seriously. It’s a cover of Florence + The Machine’s “Shake It Out”, done by a children’s choir, and it’s freaking amazing.
Seriously, I would not lead you into Kidz Bop. This is amazing.
i am overlooking the beach, i see all of the people laying in the sand, barely clothed. they want the d i say snickering to myself. i shall give them the d. their bodies become warm and they begin to sweat. i give them more of the d and they remove the little swim wear they have on. mmm… dat vitamin d. i am the sun.
What did i just read
what is this
you heard me motherfucker
"I can sort of see your bra through your shirt"
now everyone knows that I, a 22 year old female, wear a bra
british men who ruined my life → 14/50 photos of hugh dancy
*old man voice* you kids today with your flower gaps and thigh crowns